wednesday morning. so this is what my computer tells me.
i got up to use the washroom, frantically flailing about after seeing something that scared the crap out of me, and damn near going flying after i slid on a bag of seed mix that apparently broke open, careening into the wall, and going head first over the baby gate.
im laying in the dark hallway, ass up. not sure if all my limbs are intact. my heart still racing from the image i saw and then the obstacle course from hell, realizing i still need to pee.
i get up slowly... nothing hurts. this is good. i make my way to the bathroom and the image in the mirror catches me off guard. My hair was frayed and askewed, my eyes bugged out, and smudged with leftover makeup from the days passed...
i looked like the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland. i broke out into a silent fit of giggles. the irony killed me.
humor probably saved my life today.
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